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Funny Experiences of Growing Up Russian in America

1. Having so much food on the table at every single party that it can last for weeks when the party ends.

2. Running out of sunflower seeds is a crisis!!!

3. When you get sunburned your mother tells you to put sour cream on it.

4. At one point in your life, you had a carpet hanging on your wall.

5. Your mom will tell you to lose weight, and 5 minutes later ask you why you are not eating her pierogi’s.

6. There is no right time to eat or drink anything cold. You’re either sick, were just sick, or will get sick.

7. There is a clear distinction between “home clothing” and “outdoor clothing”.

8. Your mom insists you clean your room before the cleaning lady comes “shtobi nye bilo stidno” (So it won’t be embarrassing)

9. You spent elementary and middle school wanting PB&J and Fruit Roll-ups for lunch instead of your meatball wrapped in rye. Now you can’t stop dreaming of mama’s said meatball wrapped in rye.

10. Every single event in your life is somehow indicative of whether or not you will get married.

11. When you invite a friend to your house, and your mother begins feeding them, you know she approves… but if no food was offered, you know not to bring them back…

12. When your grandma calls you and tells you that she saw a report on TV about there being viruses on the internet and tells you not to use the internet under any circumstances!

13. When your parents force feed your american friends even though they said they’re full…

14. When your father’s broken English, asks for the “Hostage” instead of the “Hostess” at the restaurant.

15. Your mom will never throw away old clothes because they make good rags.

16. If you could only explain to your American friends the connection between whistling and wealth…

17. The only “tupperware” in your house is old sour cream containers.

18. If you’re a girl and your American boyfriend visits, your papa immediately takes off his tapochki (house slippers) and gives them to him. Your mama is hustling to find more tapochki (house slippers) around the house so everyone’s feet are covered.

19. When you don’t finish your grandmother’s seven course meal including salads, potatoes, fish, meat, soup, more meat, and finally desert, it means you don’t love her.

20. Explaining to your American friends that your family is neither yelling or fighting, just talking to each other.

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Школьник о жизни в русской семье в США

Exploring Reddit for Ruglish phrases...

Have just registered in Reddit.com  searching for any Ruglish there...

First message I got there is below:

"In Russian "condom" is "презерватив" ("prezervativ").
Coming to the US my family had some laughs at food items labeled "Contains no preservatives" - I would certainly hope so!"

Our son shows how to speak improper English...

"Clockwork Orange" Ruglish (Слэнг основанный на русских словах)

YES,  WE WATCHED THE MOVE AND SOME OF US EVEN READ THE BOOK... 

"The most Ruglish film ever created!" 

Below what we have learnt... 

baboochka - old woman

banda - band

bezoomny - mad

biblio - library

bitva - battle

Bog - God

bolnoy - sick

bolshy - big, great

brat, bratty - brother

bratchny - bastard

brtiva - razor

brooko - belly

brosat - to throw

bugatty - rich

cal - feces

cantora - office

carman - pocket

chai - tea

chasha - cup

chasso - guard

cheena - woman

cheest - to wash

chelloveck - person, man, fellow

chepooka - nonsense

choodessny - wonderful

clop - to knock

cluve - beak

collocoll - bell

crast - to steal or rob; robbery

creech - to shout or scream

dama - lady

ded - old man

deng - money

devotchka - girl

dobby – good

domy - house

dorogoy - dear, valuable

dratsing - fighting

droog - friend

dva - two

eegra - game

eemya - name

forella - "trout"

gazetta - newspaper

glazz - eye

gloopy - stupid

goloss - voice

goober - lip

gooly - to walk

gorlo - throat

govoreet - to speak or talk

grahzny - dirty

grazzy - soiled

gromky - loud

groody - breast

gruppa - group

gulliver - head

horrorshow - good, well

interessovat - to interest

itty - to go

jeezny - life

kartoffel - potato

keeshkas - guts

kleb - bread

klootch - key

knopka - button

kopat - to "dig"

koshka - cat

kot - tomcat

krovvy - blood

kupet - to buy

lapa - paw

lewdies - people

litso - face

lomtick - piece, bit

loveted - caught

lubbilubbing - making love

malchick - boy

malenky - little, tiny

maslo - butter

merzky - filthy

messel - thought, fancy

mesto - place

millicent - policeman

minoota - minute

molodoy - young

moloko - milk

moodge - man

morder - snout

mozg - brain

nachinat - to begin

nadmenny - arrogant

nadsat - teenage

nagoy - naked

neezhnies - underpants

nochy - night

noga - foot, leg

nozh - knife

nuking - smelling

oddy knocky - lonesome

odin - one

okno - window

oobivat - to kill

ookadeet - to leave

ooko - ear

oomny - brainy

oozhassny - terrible

oozy - chain

osoosh - to wipe

otchkies - eyeglasses

peet - to drink

pischcha - food

platch - to cry

platties - clothes

pletcho - shoulder

plenny - prisoner

plesk - splash

plott - body

podooshka - pillow

pol - sex

polezny - useful

pony - to understand

poogly - frightened

pooshka - "cannon"

prestoopnik - criminal

privodeet - to lead somewhere

prod - to produce

ptitsa - "chick"

pyahnitsa - drunk

rabbit - work, job

radosty - joy

raskazz - story

rassoodock - mind

raz - time

razdraz - upset

razrez - to rip, ripping

rook, rooker - hand, arm

rot - mouth

rozz - policeman

sabog - shoe

sakar - sugar

sammy - generous

scoteena - "cow"

shaika - gang

sharries - buttocks

shest - barrier

shiyah - neck

shlem - helmet

shlapa - hat

shoom - noise

shoot - fool

skazat - to say

skorry - quick, quickly

skvat - to grab

sladky - sweet

sloochat - to happen

sloosh, slooshy - to hear, to listen

slovo - word

smeck - laugh

smot - to look

sneety - dream

sobirat - to pick up

soomka - "bag"

soviet - advice, order

spat - to sleep

spatchka - sleep

spoogy - terrified

starry - ancient

strack - horror

tally - waist

tolchock - to hit or push; blow, beating

toofles - slippers

tree - three

vareet - to "cook up"

veck - (see chelloveck)

veshch - thing

viddy - to see or look

voloss - hair

von - smell

vred - to harm or damage

yahma - hole

yahzick - tongue

yeckate - to drive

zammerchat - remarkable

zasnoot - sleep

zheena - wife

zoobies - teeth

zvonock - bellpull

zvook - sound

Паркмен

Новосибирский "паркмен" сидит в своей машине уже вторые сутки

«Секс-спутник» доказал панспермию. Sex-sputnik to prove panspermia.

Российские ученые с помощью "секс-спутника" доказали возможность занесения жизни на Землю метеоритами

банкинг, православный

http://www.interfax.ru/business/406474

РусСербский язык

Что сербу - бабушка, то русскому - карась!

Карась  -   бабушка,

Помидор  -  пародайз,

Понять -   схватити,

Слово  -   реч,

Буква  -    слово,

Борец  -   рвач,

Мусор -    отпад,

Лопнуть  -  пукнути,

Медленно  -  споро,

Лебёдушка  - лабуда,

Безопасность  -  безбедность,

Золушка  -   пепелюга,

Щека, скула  - ягодица,

Дорого  -     скупо,

Хорошая жена  - вредна жена,

Жареное мясо   - печене,

Баскетбол  -   кошарка,

Волейбол  -  отбойка,

Театр  - позориште,

Холостяк  - бежанац,

Бегемот  - нильский конь,

Курица  -  кокошка,

Мама   - майка,

Гордость  - понос,

Поцелуй  - полюбац,

 Глубина  - дубина,

Полковник  -  пуковник,

Клубника  - ягода,

Крепкие напитки  - жестока пича,

Прятки  - жмурки,

Мужские брюки  - панталоне,

"Унесённые ветром"  -  "Прохуяло са вихром"!

Дед Мороз -  Деда Мраз!

Каминг-аут

http://www.newsru.com/world/07nov2014/itsokay.html

"Мисс Испания" совершила каминг-аут в Instagram, опубликовав фотографию со своей возлюбленной

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требуем апгрейда

http://slon.ru/specials/future-tech/tech-changes-business/

дресс-код

http://www.newsru.com/religy/31oct2014/med_dress_code.html

спойлер - Спой Лера!

http://m.tvrain.ru/articles/v_samoprovozglashennyh_dnr_i_lnr_nachalos_golosovanie-377506/

ХАРАССМЕНТ в России и Америке

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ТолкованиеПеревод

ХАРАССМЕНТ - в праве США преступление, нарушающее неприкосновенность частной жизни лица преследованием (телефонными звонками, письмами, слежкой и пр.), назойливым приставанием, домогательством. Совершается обычно с сексуальными мотивами.